A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.

There is a wine called Easy Days and Mellow Nights, well-known on the outskirts of the Navajo reservation. It is an economical wine, fortified with the best of intentions, and I recommend it to every serious wino.

The earth is real. Only a fool, milking his cow, denies the cow's reality.

A society that feels itself too poor to afford the preservation of wilderness is not worthy of the name civilization.

Suicide: Don't knock it if you ain't tried it.

I believe in nothing that I cannot touch, kiss, embrace.... The rest is only hearsay.

Why the critics, like a flock of ducks, always move in perfect unison: Their authority with the public depends upon an appearance of unanimous agreement. One dissenting voice would shatter the whole fragile structure.