My books always make the best-seller lists in Wolf Hole, Arizona, and Hanksville, Utah.
Edward AbbeyWhen a writer has done the best that he can do, he should then withdraw from the book-writing business and take up an honest trade like shoe repair, cattle stealing, or screwworm management.
Edward AbbeyMost of what we call the classics of world literature suggest artifacts in a wax museum. We have to hire and pay professors to get them read and talked about.
Edward Abbey