I, too, believe in fidelity. But how can I be true to one woman without being false to all the others?

I'm in favor of animal liberation. Why? Because I'm an animal.

I would prefer to write about everything; what else is there? But one must be selective.

When the biggest, richest, glassiest buildings in town are the banks, you know that town's in trouble.

Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly.

Fence straddlers have no balls. In compensation, however, they enjoy a comfortable seat and can retreat swiftly, when danger threatens, to either side of the fence. There is something to be said for every position.

I always wanted to be a cowboy. But alas! I was burdened early with certain inescapable obligations to world literature.