The rich are not very nice. That's why they're rich.

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Put the park rangers to work. Lazy scheming loafers, they've wasted too many years selling tickets at toll booths and sitting behind desks filling out charts and tables

Be loyal to what you love, be true to the earth, fight your enemies with passion and laughter.

All power rests on hierarchy: An army is nothing but a well-organized lynch mob.

Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only a hobby. Get out there and enjoy the world, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, husbands wives; climb mountains, run rivers, get drunk, do whatever you want to do while you can, before it's too late.

Balance, that's the secret. Moderate extremism. The best of both worlds.