Put the park rangers to work. Lazy scheming loafers, they've wasted too many years selling tickets at toll booths and sitting behind desks filling out charts and tables

I was once invited to take part in a heroic, possibly fatal enterprise, but I declined, mainly on account of sloth.

Most of the literary classics are worth reading, if you've nothing better to do.

In all of nature, there is no sound more pleasing than that of a hungry animal at its feed. Unless you are the food.

Pure science is a myth: Both mathematical theoreticians like Albert Einstein and practical crackpots like Henry Ford dealt with different aspects of the same world.

In America, as elsewhere, the general irritability level keeps rising.

Homosexuality, like androgyny, might be an instinctive racial response to overpopulation, crowding, and stress. Both flourish when empire reaches its apogee.