The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid.

Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_.

The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.

The death penalty would be even more effective, as a deterrent, if we executed a few innocent people more often.

My sole literary ambition is to write one good novel, then retire to my hut in the desert, assume the lotus position, compose my mind and senses, and sink into meditation, contemplating my novel.

Why is it that the destruction of something created by humans is called vandalism, yet the destruction of something created by God is called development?

From the point of view of a tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm.