Mozart, striving for perfection, wrote the same symphony forty-one times. In his case, it worked. He wrote a perfect symphony.

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger.

A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat.

Alaska's chief attractions are: (a) its small and insignificant human population, thanks to the miserable climate; and (b) its large and magnificent wildlife population, thanks to (a). Both of these attractions are being rapidly diminished, however, by (c) the Law of Growth and Space-Age Sleaze.

Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things, usually conducted by government against its own people.

How to Avoid Pleurisy: Never make love to a girl named Candy on the tailgate of a half-ton Ford pickup during a chill rain in April out on Grandview Point in San Juan County, Utah.

Only a fool would leave the enjoyment of rainbows to the opticians. Or give the science of optics the last word on the matter.