A rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged lawn mowers.

Government: If you refuse to pay unjust taxes, your property will be confiscated. If you attempt to defend your property, you will be arrested. If you resist arrest, you will be clubbed. If you defend yourself against clubbing, you will be shot dead. These procedures are known as the Rule of Law.

Baseball serves as a good model for democracy in action: Every player is equally important and each has a chance to be a hero.

Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, and county commissioners.

Grand opera is a form of musical entertainment for people who hate music.

Reason has seldom failed us because it has seldom been tried.

Counterpart to the knee-jerk liberal is the new knee-pad conservative, always groveling before the rich and the powerful.