In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.

I despise my own nation most. Because I know it best. Because I still love it, suffering from Hope. For me, that's patrotism.

As Mark Twain said, 'I love Wagner -- if only they'd cut out all that damned singing!'

The best thing about graduating from the university was that I finally had time to sit on a log and read a good book.

My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers.

Put the park rangers to work. Lazy scheming loafers, they've wasted too many years selling tickets at toll booths and sitting behind desks filling out charts and tables

England has never enjoyed a genuine social revolution. Maybe that's what's wrong with that dear, tepid, vapid, insipid, stuffy, little country.