Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow.

A rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged lawn mowers.

J. Edgar Hoover, J. Bracken Lee, J. Parnell Thomas, J. Paul Getty -- you can always tell a shithead by that initial initial.

The tank, the B-52, the fighter-bomber, the state-controlled police and military are the weapons of dictatorship. The rifle is the weapon of democracy. Not for nothing was the revolver called an "equalizer."

All men are brothers, we like to say, half-wishing sometimes in secret it were not true. But perhaps it is true. And is the evolutionary line from protozoan to Spinoza any less certain? That also may be true. We are obliged, therefore, to spread the news, painful and bitter though it may be for some to hear, that all living things on earth are kindred.

A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.

Hierarchical institutions are like giant bulldozers -- obedient to the whim of any fool who takes the controls.