Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms. The only thing more debased is the surrounding mob of drunken monkeys howling the gorillas on.

Metaphysics is a cobweb that the mind weaves around things.

Is there a God? Who knows? Is there an angry unicorn on the dark side of the moon?

All forms of government are pernicious, including good government.

Music is a savage art, a measured madness.

In history-as-politics, the 'future' is that vacuum in time waiting to be filled with the antics of statesmen.

Platitude: a statement that denies by implication what it explicitly affirms.