Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms. The only thing more debased is the surrounding mob of drunken monkeys howling the gorillas on.

Though men now possess the power to dominate and exploit every corner of the natural world, nothing in that fact implies that they have the right or the need to do so.

Everyone should learn a manual trade: It's never too late to become an honest person.

Why is it that the destruction of something created by humans is called vandalism, yet the destruction of something created by God is called development?

A good philosopher is one who does not take ideas seriously.

The knowledge that refuge is available, when and if needed, makes the silent inferno of the desert more easily bearable. Mountains complement desert as desert complements city, as wilderness complements and completes civilization.

Beauty is only skin deep; ugliness goes all the way through.