I wouldn't trade a good horse for the best Rolls-Royce ever made -- unless I could trade the Rolls for two good horses.

My books always make the best-seller lists in Wolf Hole, Arizona, and Hanksville, Utah.

Music is a savage art, a measured madness.

Beauty is only skin deep; ugliness goes all the way through.

I am an enemy of the State. But isn't everyone?

Humankind will not be free until the last Kremlin commissar is strangled with the entrails of the last Pentagon chief of staff.

In the modern technoindustrial culture, it is possible to proceed from infancy into senility without ever knowing manhood.