It's a fool's life, a rogue's life, and a good life if you keep laughing all the way to the grave.

Jesus don't walk on water no more; his feet leak.

If you feel that you're not ready to die, never fear; nature will give you complete and adequate assistance when the time comes.

We are slaves in the sense that we depend for our daily survival upon an expand-or-expire agro-industrial empire—a crackpot machine—that the specialists cannot comprehend and the managers cannot manage. Which is, furthermore, devouring world resources at an exponential rate. We are, most of us, dependent employees. …Edward Abbey (1927-1989)

Orthodoxy is a relaxation of the mind accompanied by a stiffening of the heart.

Lightning streaks like gunfire through the clouds, volleys of thunder shake the air.

The purpose of love, sex, and marriage is the production and raising of children. But look about you: Most people have no business having children. They are unqualified, either genetically or culturally or both, to reproduce such sorry specimens as themselves. Of all our privileges, the license to breed is the one most grossly abused.