Of all the featherless beasts, only man, chained by his self-imposed slavery to the clock, denies the elemental fire and proceeds as best he can about his business, suffering quietly, martyr to his madness. Much to learn.

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger.

Phoenix, Arizona: an oasis of ugliness in the midst of a beautiful wasteland.

Reply to Plato: I seen horses I seen cows I haint never yet seen horsiness nor that there bovinity neither.

We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners around here.

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.

The ever-rising cost of living: Someday soon, the corporate technicians will be locking meters on our noses and charging us a royalty on the air we breathe.