There never was a good war or a bad revolution.

I'm in favor of animal liberation. Why? Because I'm an animal.

The distrust of wit is the beginning of tyranny.

Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form. Use nothing but #4 blasting caps, or a hand grenade, if handy, or at a pool well-lined with stone, one blast from a .44 magnum will bring a few stunned brookies quietly to the surface.

If the world is irrational, we can never know it -- either it or its irrationality.

I, too, believe in fidelity. But how can I be true to one woman without being false to all the others?

The purpose of love, sex, and marriage is the production and raising of children. But look about you: Most people have no business having children. They are unqualified, either genetically or culturally or both, to reproduce such sorry specimens as themselves. Of all our privileges, the license to breed is the one most grossly abused.