Anyone not paranoid in this world must be crazy. . . . Speaking of paranoia, it's true that I do not know exactly who my enemies are. But that of course is exactly why I'm paranoid.
Edward AbbeyAnd if the computer gives you any back talk, pour some well-sugared office coffee into its evil little silicon brain.
Edward AbbeyA mother's sorrow is more true, honorable, and beautiful than the detachment of the sage.
Edward Abbey