Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.

You can't belay a man who's falling in love.

One thing worse than self-hatred is chiggers.

Freedom begins between the ears.

Alaska's chief attractions are: (a) its small and insignificant human population, thanks to the miserable climate; and (b) its large and magnificent wildlife population, thanks to (a). Both of these attractions are being rapidly diminished, however, by (c) the Law of Growth and Space-Age Sleaze.

Put the park rangers to work. Lazy scheming loafers, they've wasted too many years selling tickets at toll booths and sitting behind desks filling out charts and tables