As war and government prove, insanity is the most contagious of diseases.

The night I filled an inside straight: Even a blind hog's gonna root up an acorn once in a while.

The distrust of wit is the beginning of tyranny.

Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many opportunities to reflect at leisure upon the situation on the field: This is what a fan loves most about the game

In art as in life, form and subject, body and soul, are one.

Literature, like anything else, can become a wearisome business if you make a lifetime specialty of it. A healthy, wholesome man would no more spend his entire life reading great books than he would packing cookies for Nabisco.

A good writer must have more than vin rosé in his veins, use more than Chablis for ink.