A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat.
To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.
If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult . . . I apologize.
Where all pretend to be thinking alike, it's likely that no one is thinking at all.
But of the seven deadly sins, wrath is the healthiest - next only to lust.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.