Government should be weak, amateurish and ridiculous. At present, it fulfills only a third of the role.

Might does not make right but it sure makes what is.

The ready availability of suicide, like sex and alcohol, is one of life's basic consolations.

To be everywhere at once is to be nowhere forever, if you ask me.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.

The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.

In the American Southwest, I began a lifelong love affair with a pile of rock.