A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat.

How to Avoid Pleurisy: Never make love to a girl named Candy on the tailgate of a half-ton Ford pickup during a chill rain in April out on Grandview Point in San Juan County, Utah.

I always write with my .357 magnum handy. Why? Well, you never know when God may try to interfere.

The great question of life is not the question of death but the question of life. Fear of death shames us all.

Are people more important than the grizzly bear? Only from the point of view of some people.

War? The one war I'd be happy to join is the war against officers.

We know so very little about this strange planet we live on, this haunted world where all answers lead only to more mystery.