A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat.

Anywhere, anytime, I'd sacrifice the finest nuance for a laugh, the most elegant trope for a smile.

The rifle and handgun are 'equalizers' -- the weapons of a democracy. Tanks and bombers represent dictatorship.

Though I've lived in the rural West most of my life, I never once fell in love with a horse. Not once. Neither end.

The gurus come from the sickliest nation on earth to tell us how to live. And we pay them for it.

Why do I live in the desert? Because the desert is the *locus Dei*.

Girls: I never wanted them all. Just all the ones I wanted.