Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.

Be loyal to what you love, be true to the earth, fight your enemies with passion and laughter.

Government should be weak, amateurish and ridiculous. At present, it fulfills only a third of the role.

Be as I am - a reluctant enthusiast....a part-time crusader, a half-hearted fanatic....So get out there and hunt and fish and mess around with your friends, ramble out yonder and explore the forests, climb the mountains, bag the peaks, run the rivers, breathe deep of that yet sweet and lucid air, sit quietly for a while and contemplate the precious stillness, the lovely, mysterious, and awesome space.

Shakespeare wrote great poetry and preposterous plays. Who really cares, for example, which petty tyrant rules Milan? Or who succeeds to the throne of Denmark? Or why the barons ganged up on Richard II?

Critics are like ticks on a dog or tits on a motor: ornamental but dysfunctional.

Every man should be his own guru; every woman her own gurette.