I'm a humanist; I'd rather kill a man than a snake.

Despair leads to boredom, electronic games, computer hacking, poetry and other bad habits.

For myself I hold no preferences among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous. Bricks to all greenhouses! Black thumb and cutworm to the potted plant!

One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill.

Chastity is more a state of mind than of anatomy.

The very poor are strictly materialistic. It takes money to be a mystic.

How to Avoid Pleurisy: Never make love to a girl named Candy on the tailgate of a half-ton Ford pickup during a chill rain in April out on Grandview Point in San Juan County, Utah.