Musical beds is the faculty sport around here.

Few sensible authors are happy discussing the creative process--it is, after all, black magic.

You gotta have swine to show you where the truffles are.

All serious art is being destroyed by commerce. Most people don't want art to be disturbing. They want it to be escapist. I don't think art should be escapist. That's a waste of time.

If you want a commercial success - it's the confusion of commerce with art. A successful play is not considered to be the best written. It is the one that sells the most tickets. Those standards are destructive [to theatre].

Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.

Art has an obligation to offend