Ideally, if anything [was] any good, it would be indescribable.

...my least favorite actress of all time, Helena Bonham Carter. I find her lack of a neck very off-putting and especially her acting.

Explaining something makes it go away, so to speak; what's important is left after you have explained everything else.

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.

I don't know what it is I'm doing. But it's not that. Despite all evidence to the contrary.

I tend to be rather inconsequential and trail off.

God knows, there's enough to worry about without worrying about worrying about things.