...my least favorite actress of all time, Helena Bonham Carter. I find her lack of a neck very off-putting and especially her acting.

All the things you can talk about in anyone's work are the things that are least important.

Only art means anything.

Such excess of passion is quite out of fashion

Books, Cats, Life is Good.

I really think I write about everyday life. I don't think I'm quite as odd as others say I am. Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.

I tend to be rather inconsequential and trail off.