When people are finding meaning in things -- beware.

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.

My mission in life is to make everybody as uneasy as possible. I think we should all be as uneasy as possible, because that's what the world is like.

If I do not seem to be mentioning anything I’ve read lately, it is because I am in one of those periods of undifferentiated flux or something in which I am reading about fifty, at a minimum, books at once, so of course I seldom finish one. Eventually this phase will pass, and I’ll discover I have about ten pages to go in all of them, and will sit down and systematically finish them, one after another.

There was a young lady named Mae Who smoked without stopping all day; As pack followed pack, Her lungs first turned black, And eventually rotted away.

If something doesn't creep into a drawing that you're not prepared for, you might as well not have drawn it.

I don't know what it is I'm doing. But it's not that. Despite all evidence to the contrary.