If you're doing nonsense it has to be rather awful, because there'd be no point.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.

I realize that homosexuality is a serious problem for anyone who is - but then, of course, heterosexuality is a serious problem for anyone who is, too. And being a man is a serious problem and being a woman is, too. Lots of things are problems.

Such excess of passion is quite out of fashion

Having got into bed and turned out the light, I quietly burst into tears because I am not a good person. As they came and went for some minutes, I was concerned with the words following 'because' in the previous sentence, rewriting them over and over in my head until they seemed to be as close to the truth as it was possible for me to make them.

I tend to be rather inconsequential and trail off.