There are no frictions between us, there is only rivalry.

One not only drinks the wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and-one talks about it.

You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.

I thought everyone must know that a short jacket is always worn with a silk hat at a private view in the morning.

Not only does one drink champagne, but one inhales it, one looks at it, one swallows it ...And one drinks it.

I don't mind praying to the Eternal Father, but I must be the only man in the country afflicted with an eternal mother.

It doesn't matter what you do, so long as you don't frighten the horses.