Television has borrowed from the carnival midway the barker's tease: "Coming Up Next: a Perfect 10" (Sex? Bo Derek? No, the weatherman comes on to say that tomorrow will be nice).

Only a few reporters...discerned that Anderson really combined Carter's ineptness with Reagan's simplicities.

Cheryl Ladd Special - One-hour long, one thought show of jigglevision.

I'm somewhat diffident about cuffing television on its rabbit ears for not being something else.

California: Sunny nutland.

The New York Times will tell you what is going on in Afghanistan or the Horn of Africa. But it is no exaggeration that The New York Times has more people in India than they have in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is a borough of two million people. They're not a Bloomingdale's people, not trendy, sophisticated, the quiche and Volvo set. The New York Times does not serve those people.

"You wanna deliver papers in a big city?" an expert with a bent nose told me, "then you gotta shake the trees to find the gorillas to do it..."