I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that.

All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party.

I don't want to see a movie twice. I don't want to do anything twice.

I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it.

As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times.

Fear is the base of what everybody does wrong in their lives.

Everybody's got a sack of rocks.