Why haven't I made more movies? Nobody asked me.

I never found anyone who could look after me as well as I could look after myself.

I can't explain chemistry. I really can't. I haven't got a clue what it's all about. It just happens. It's like falling in love. You can't explain why you fall in love or explain why it's this particular person.

Fear is the base of what everybody does wrong in their lives.

For my money, insecurity, depression, etc, can be healed by way of El Morocco, sad songs at 4am, and the pop of a champagne cork

This is a time in my life where I'm gonna behave like an elegant human being. Or not.

I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it.