Certain type of actresses get younger instead of older. I always say, 'Only ingenues age.'
Elaine StritchYou can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
Elaine StritchAll you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party.
Elaine StritchI don't know what should have happened in my life, but I do know that I'm dancing as fast as I can.
Elaine Stritch