Two drinks a day. Two drinks a day. TWO DRINKS A DAY! It doesn't work! Not when you want eleven, and not when you start shopping for wine glasses in the vase department at Bloomingdales.

I get sick of saying how hard everything is. It's hard to get up in the morning. Everything's hard. Everything takes effort.

It gets tiring being a smartass.

I never found anyone who could look after me as well as I could look after myself.

Betty White is probably a very nice woman.

Tony Bennett said to me, "Wow, your talent is amazing." Maybe he's a bore, maybe he's a jerk, but when he said that to me, I didn't need anything more than that.

I don't dislike the way I look. I think I look fine. I think I look extraordinary for 88. And I've got energy. Out of my way.