Two drinks a day. Two drinks a day. TWO DRINKS A DAY! It doesn't work! Not when you want eleven, and not when you start shopping for wine glasses in the vase department at Bloomingdales.

I'm going to do less performing because I'm tired. It's hard to convince anybody that you're just going to take it easy.

I love holidays in New York. I love `em. I want to celebrate something all the time and New York has holidays for every day of the week, practically. I like holidays in New York City.

I do believe in the infallibility of the Pope, because I think we have to believe in something.

I wouldn't have a nose job. I like my nose fine.

And why not do something new every day of your life? Change! Change!

I don't wear a wig. I'd feel terrible onstage with a wig. I hate to be so 'Actors Studio'-ish, but I like to feel it's me out there.