I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar.

Drama drama drama. The public wants it, so let them get the whole ugly mess. Why not?

All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party.

I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy.

I don't know what to do with Warren Beatty. All I know is that he wasn't attracted to me. That's all right.

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease.

Everybody's got a sack of rocks.