As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times.

I was so happy I didn't have to work that night. That was the truth, because show business is about the hardest profession in the world.

I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that.

All of the writing on '30 Rock' is a joy to go into. It's pretty hot stuff.

I am not influenced by other human beings. But I am inspired.

It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease.