I don't know what the hell I'm doing up there half the time. These performers that go on about their technique and craft - oh, puleeze! How boring! I don't know what technique means. But I do know what experience is. I know in my gut when I've done a scene right.

It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.

This is a time in my life where I'm gonna behave like an elegant human being. Or not.

Betty White is probably a very nice woman.

I have no intention of retiring. Even my blood sugar is better when I'm working.

I love audiences. My God, the best friends in the world!

I tell the truth, and it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. My dad used to say to me, 'If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.'