Drama drama drama. The public wants it, so let them get the whole ugly mess. Why not?

I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy.

If somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! You're wasting my time.

Certain type of actresses get younger instead of older. I always say, 'Only ingenues age.'

Drama drama drama. The public wants it, so let them get the whole ugly mess. Why not?

New York is like a disco, but without the music

I don't know what to do with Warren Beatty. All I know is that he wasn't attracted to me. That's all right.