It gets tiring being a smartass.
I think the most interesting New Yorkers are the people who were not born here.
I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar.
There's nothing attractive about doing a documentary. Nothing. It's hard, hard work, and I find having all the attention of the day on me a very unattractive proposition.
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
I was so happy I didn't have to work that night. That was the truth, because show business is about the hardest profession in the world.