Prosperity: that condition which attracts the lively interest of lawyers, and warrants your being sued for damages, or indicted, or both.
We never ask God to forgive anybody except when we haven't.
Politicians regard the public as a cow to be milked
Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.
Piety is the tinfoil of pretense.
An executive is one who makes an immediate decision and is sometimes right