The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.

The inspirations of today are the shams of tomorrow the purpose has departed.

Impossible things are simply those which so far have never been done.

I will gladly lecture for fifty dollars, but I'll not be a guest for less than a hundred.

In order to have friends, you must first be one.