A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.

Success is voltage under control-keeping one hand on the transformer of your Kosmic Kilowatts.

If we cannot be powerful and happy and prey on others, we invent conscience and prey on ourselves.

One thing is sure, there are just two respectable ways to die. One is of old age, and the other is by accident.

We find what we expect to find, and we receive what we ask for.