Library: A place where the dead lie.
Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest are busy strewing banana peels along the line of march.
Man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he is.
The new definition of a heathen is a man who has never played baseball.
Freedom is a condition of mind, and the best way to secure it is to breed it.
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.