Success - To rise from the illusion of pursuit to the disillusion of possession.

If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.

Don't lose faith in humanity; think of all the people in the United States who have never played you a single nasty trick.

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

There are three sides to every question-where a divorce is involved.

God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.