If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

I have no perfect panacea for human ills. And even if I had I would not attempt to present a system of philosophy between the soup and fish.

In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.

Anyone who idolizes you is going to hate you when he discovers that you are fallible. He never forgives. He has deceived himself, and he blames you for it.

Self-control is the ability to restrain a laugh at the wrong place.

When we really live truth, we will cease to talk about it.