I rather like the World. The Flesh is pleasing and the Devil does not trouble me.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

I will gladly lecture for fifty dollars, but I'll not be a guest for less than a hundred.

Not only does beauty fade, but it leaves a record upon the face as to what became of it.

Success consists in the climb.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate.