Why not be a top-notcher? A top-notcher is simply an individual who works for the institution of which he is a part, not against it.
Elbert HubbardWoman's inaptitude for reasoning has not prevented her from arriving at truth; nor has man's ability to reason prevented him from floundering in absurdity.
Elbert HubbardThe ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods.
Elbert HubbardDon't lose faith in humanity; think of all the people in the United States who have never played you a single nasty trick.
Elbert HubbardWhen certain unmarried men, who had lost their capacity to sin, sat indoors, breathing bad air, and passed resolutions about what was right and what wrong, making rules for the guidance of the people, instead of trusting to the natural, happy instincts of the individual, they ushered in the Dark Ages. These are the gentlemen who blocked human evolution absolutely for a thousand years.
Elbert Hubbard