Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.
There is a joy in going without things, a fine tang in eliminating the superfluous.
Love is not really blind- the bandage is never so tight but that it can peep.
A form of self-delusion.
The new definition of a heathen is a man who has never played baseball.