The new definition of a heathen is a man who has never played baseball.

Success is voltage under control-keeping one hand on the transformer of your Kosmic Kilowatts.

Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

I have no perfect panacea for human ills. And even if I had I would not attempt to present a system of philosophy between the soup and fish.

Natural joy brings no headaches and no heartaches.

Be yourself and think for yourself, and while your conclusions may not be infallible they will be nearer right than the inclusions forced upon you by those who have a personal interest in keeping you in ignorance.