The new definition of a heathen is a man who has never played baseball.

Wealth: A cunning device of Fate whereby men are made captive, and burdened with responsibilites from which only Death can file their fetters.

Love is not really blind- the bandage is never so tight but that it can peep.

God looked upon His work and saw that it was good. That is where the clergy take issue with him.

Those who do unlawful acts are no more sinners in the eyes of God than we who think them.

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.

Men whose lives are doubtful want a strong government and a hot religion