Self-control is the ability to restrain a laugh at the wrong place.

Formal religion was organized for slaves: it offered them consolation which earth did not provide.

The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: Be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.

We never ask God to forgive anybody except when we haven't.

All success consists in this: You are doing something for somebody - benefiting humanity - and the feeling of success comes from the consciousness of this.

Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace.

Fences are made for those who cannot fly.