An imitator is a man who succeeds in being an imitation.

We find what we expect to find, and we receive what we ask for.

A book on cheap paper does not convince. It is not prized, it is like a wheezy doctor with pigtail tobacco breath, who needs a manicure.

I believe in the Motherhood of God.

Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.

The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.

Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory.