Logic is one thing and commonsense another.
A person born with an instinct for poverty.
Give us a religion that will help us to live - we can die without assistance.
Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.
I would rather be able to appreciate things I can not have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.
As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.